when we were in
amsterdam recently, we paid a visit to madame
tussauds where a lot of very famous people (including quite a few who i thought were already dead) seemed to spend all day just standing about very still, waiting for people to be photographed with them.
odd!as, up until that point, i hadn't got out much on the trip, i decided that this was a golden opportunity for me to do one of my famous photo-shoots and get a few pictures for the blog.
so, i did and here they are!
i started out by holding a press conference with
george dubya...
then i sneaked my way into a famous painting...
...and sat for (with or on) a couple of famous painters:
pablo picasso...
...and the incomparable
dali.
frankly i was glad he kept an eye on that vicious looking cock!
i also made a guest appearance with operatic legend,
luciano pavarotti...
....you can't see it, of course, but we're actually singing '
nessun dorma'!
and, talking of legends, here i am with the original slim-line
elvis...
then i got to pose with two screen icons of yesteryear: the little tramp...
(charlie's wearing way too much eye make-up, if you ask me!); and the lady with the seven year itch...
(i wasn't exactly
itchy, but i did go a bit pink round the ears while this shot was being taken!)
there were also several stars of today (or, at least, a bit more recent) like ex-007, piers...
...and universal heart-throb,
george...
just round the corner was that other
georgie boy...
and tons of famous singing stars: like Tina...
the spice girls...
and that dynamic little 'material girl'
...
i got as close as anyone can to a sex-goddess (and a dame of the
british empire) when i snuggled down with divine Edna Everage.
for some reason she seemed to think i was a possum and i noticed she had temporarily abandoned her trademark 'gladies' for a dutch tulip!
towards th end of my visit, i was spiritually uplifted by an encounter with pope john
paul ii...
...and rescued from a scarily high place by that obliging
spiderman...
obviously, i was hoping that if i hung about long enough madame
tussauds would make a waxwork of
me - after all, as
i'm sure you'll agree,
i'm certainly famous enough to be immortalised with the great and some of those good-for-nothings that i saw hanging about the place!
eventually, madame t turned up and we had a chat about things; after taking a look at my blog, she agreed to think it over, so
i'm confidently expecting someone to come and measure my ears any day now!
photos: © david weeks & brian sibley, 2007