ascot mascot

the day we went racing the queen wasn't there, but I had this fantasy about what might have happened if she had been....

And being a guest of h.m. would, obviously, have enabled me to sneak into the royal enclosure!

racing rabbit

last friday, brian and david went racing with roger and sheila at ascot and i went along too thanks to a special admission badge made for me by roger which, happily, totally fooled the bowler-hatted ushers!

racehorses, it turns out, are big and this statue of a horse's head was bigger than most real horses: that's me just under its nose...

brian and david were very stingy and wouldn't give me any pocket money to bet so i came home with nothing. still, the horses they bet on didn't run as well as they expected and they came home with less than nothing!

greek geek

it's just like a scene out of mama mia! here i am sunning myself in sunny greece! hoppy holidays, folks!